Like a Constrictor Snake

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"My name is Zuko. Son of Ursa and Firelord Ozai. Prince of the Fire Nation and heir to the throne!"

  • nice friend person:  hey, how've you been?
  • me:  capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

thechurchofbobsaget:

situpsandfruitcups:

situpsandfruitcups:

situpsandfruitcups:

a friendly reminder to eat

Confession: I really want this post to get 100k so I can humble brag that my selfies got 100k notes without admitting that the selfies were troll faces and not solely because i am a flaw-free goddess.

HEAVY BREATHING

best post

thedarkknightofbreath:

thedarkknightofbreath:

thedarkknightofbreath:

sometimes I think back to the interviews Christopher Eccleston did while he was the Doctor and how he talked about how great it was that the series was moving away from the sexism of previous series and then I look at the show now and I just feel so sad 

Wait. Not sad. What’s the other thing?

FUCKING FURIOUS

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

Posted 9 minutes ago
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source: cisharming

cisharming:

Let me grind this in a little more for you guys.

"cis" (from cisgender) means you identify as the gender you were assigned.

Cis does not mean:

  • You are comfortable with your “body.”
  • "gender you were born with." You’re not born with a gender.
  • "straight." Being cis has nothing to do with your sexuality.

So, can cis people stop altering the definition and spreading misinformation?

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

eskatoad:

i will never stop

eskatoad:

i will never stop

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

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